The Tories of Babel

Author: andydougan

Date: January 19, 2003

by andydougan
1-19-03
Phil Gallie MSP and Iain Duncan Smith MP
So we just voted on whether we should go to war without another UN resolution. I put in an amendment saying we should put even more toxic waste in the Iraqi water supply than last time.
I'm hip for that, daddio.
What?
We Conservatives are seen as out of touch with the lumpenproles. The spin doctors think I should try to cultivate a "street" image. You dig?
Great! I wonder why William Hague didn't try that last time.
Yeah, it was very nice of Michael Portillo to give me the tip. He's one real gone cat.