Piss be upon him

Author: andydougan

Date: February 8, 2003

by andydougan
2-08-03
The Hajj
Sorry, we can't let you into the country. You're an Allah-praiser, and most Allah-praisers are terrorists.
But if I don't do the pilgrimage, I'll go to Hell!
Then next time choose a religion with less stupid rules.
But aren't you a Muslim too?
No, I'm a Scientologist.
Ha ha! You gullible idiot!