Facing the music

Author: andydougan

Date: February 9, 2003

by andydougan
2-09-03
At the university secretary's office
Sorry about this. The other day I paid in a cheque for the Philosophy Dept field trip, but I've only just realised that it'll probably bounce.
Will I be fined for this?
The standard penalty is to cut a hole in your scrotum, pour in ravenous ants, and sew it up again.
What if you're a woman?
You philosophers.