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| What are you doing for Valentine's day? | |
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| I'm going to get a manicure, give myself a dead arm and then pretend my hand belongs to someone else. You? | |
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| I'll be nailing Nicole Kidman's tearhole without lubrication. | |
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| That reminds me, I'd better stock up on aromatic oils. | |
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