Inane Conversations #21

Author: andydougan

Date: February 14, 2003

by andydougan
2-14-03
It's my nephew's bris tomorrow.
I remember my bris very well.
There was a bit of an embarrassing mix-up. The rabbi was on crack, and instead of cutting my foreskin off, he cut the rest of me off.
I didn't know you were Jewish.
This happened yesterday in the street.