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| Sometimes I look at the dried up pieces of semen on my old BBC Micro keyboard, and think: if those dried up pieces of semen had fertilised an ovum, they'd now be attending school. | |
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| What are you talking about? If even one of those dried up pieces of semen had fertilised anything your life would be a living hell right now. | |
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| Yeah, but their lives would be better. | |
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| Except for the fact that I'd lock them in the cellar and beat them with a cat-o'-nine-tails. | |
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| I'm sorry, but any weapon whose proper spelling includes an o+apostrophe combination just doesn't sound that painful. | |
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