Only language they understand

Author: andydougan

Date: April 20, 2001

by andydougan
4-20-01
Andy Dougan, world-famous film critic, is on death row.
I kidnapped children, leaving their heads on their families' doorsteps, buggered my mother to death, and masterminded a nuclear holocaust in which untold millions perished. What are you in for?
I pretended to have seen films I hadn't.
Hey! I want a new cell! This guy's some kind of a sicko!