Steve McQueen is no match!

Author: andydougan

Date: April 20, 2001

by andydougan
4-20-01
Andy Dougan, film critic, and Lucifer Jones, evil mass murderer, are on death row.
I have an ingenious escape plan. Observe.
Hey, guard, did you know that hammering nails into your head produces cheap sexual excitement?
Gurgle...all getting blurry...
He bought it! C'mon, Andy, we're outta here!