Tales from the crypt

Author: andydougan

Date: March 4, 2003

by andydougan
3-04-03
This happened in class today
Hey, there. Guess what? I dreamt about you last night.
This calls for a reply pointing out the obvious sexual connotations of that in a jocular, ironic manner, but without sounding egotistical. Better think fast.
Was I all oiled up?
You'd pissed yourself and were crying while everyone laughed at you.