What you say

Author: andydougan

Date: March 7, 2003

by andydougan
3-07-03
I'm going out drinking with a bunch of underage groupies. Then we'll repair to my place and have violent sex. It will probably not involve contraception.
You're knowingly going to ingest poison? Bit silly, would'ncha say?
Whatever.
Meanwhile, at the UN...
The weapons inspections are now going pretty well. Iraq is cooperating with us.
Only "pretty"? Bombs awa!