Waking from my dogmatic slumbers

Author: andydougan

Date: March 9, 2003

by andydougan
3-09-03
Here, mate, I'm no beggin', right, but I've just been jumped and I need 50p for the bus. Could you gie us a loanae it? I'll gie you my address and you can come and get it back...
No, sorry, I don't have any m...holy guacamole! Can it be?!
It is! 18th century philosopher David Hume! The biggest of the Big Three empiricists of classical modernity! Here you are! 50p!
Aw, thanks, pal. Actually, could you gie me a pound? Just so I can get home, like.
Man, I loved the way you kicked Descartes's sorry cognitivist ass. Hey, could you sign this copy of A Treatise of Human Nature? It's for my wee brother.
A pound, please.