Lazarus

Author: andydougan

Date: April 7, 2003

by andydougan
4-07-03
The wedding of the millennium
Russell Crowe. Do you take, er, whatever her name is, to be your wife?
Uhhh...what was I drinking last night...hie thee hither, death...
I'll take your silence as the affirmative. And do you take Russell Crowe to be your husband?
First I'd like an explanation of where he got that cystitis.
That's it. I'm going back to doing paedophilia strips.
Who are these people?