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| Hi! I'm a young Tory cutting his teeth on an unwinnable constituency before going to a safe seat in Oxfordshire. Can I count on your vote? | |
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| That you have the cojones to go around Dennistoun canvassing for the Conservatives in an Eton accent almost makes me want to vote for you. | |
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| But unfortunately I despise everything you stand for. | |
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| Could we hurry this up? I have a baccarat game in half an hour. | |
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