A shock upset

Author: andydougan

Date: May 3, 2001

by andydougan
5-03-01
Andy Dougan, film critic with "The Evening Times", is at the cinema.
Today I'm reviewing "Exit Wounds", an action thriller starring Steven the Seagull.
I, Steven the Seagull, am too old and rickety to fight properly, so I'll rely on the editing people to make it look like I'm actually moving.
Legendary Thrust Split Wave! Hyaah!
The Crowe household
Ach! Jakes! They've stolen the coveted title of "Worst Film of the Year" from under my nose!