Home Alone

Author: andydougan

Date: May 27, 2003

by andydougan
5-27-03
How exactly did you manage to leave Macaulay Culkin at home while you went on holiday?
It was an accident.
You mean like that time you "accidentally" butchered Jake Lloyd with a mattock and hoisted his still-squirming form on a rusty meathook?
Yes, a bit like that.
You should really take more care in the future.
I'm all thumbs.