Ji willikers

Author: andydougan

Date: July 5, 2003

by andydougan
7-05-03
Mohammed Omar and Osama bin Liner, bearded mass murderers
But seriously, Oz, you don't really believe all this Islam stuff? I mean, were you dropped on your head as a kid?
No, no, it all makes logical sense. You see, the creator of the universe cares deeply about our dietary habits...
Hey, maybe that's why you wear that bandage on your head! Cos you were dropped on it! So you needed a bandage! Lol!
Look, I'm trying to explain here. Anyway, I thought you were a Muslim!
Nah, I just said that so the Taliban would make me their leader. I'm actually a Scientologist.
You know, I'm sure we've had this joke...