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| Hello. I'm Jet Li, famous kung fu expert. I turned down a role in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon to appear in Romeo Must Die with DMX here. A mite silly of me. | |
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| Ah, yes. In keeping with the tiresome norm for rappers starring in films, DMX appears on the soundtrack of Romeo. Give what to me? | |
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| A gun. To kill me with. You see, I starred in Exit Wounds alongside Steven Seagal, by some margin the worst film ever made. | |
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| You were in Exit Wounds?! People were hung at Nuremberg for less! | |
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| My tapeworm is ashamed to feed on my excrement. | |
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