Bad comics about worse action films

Author: andydougan

Date: July 13, 2003

by andydougan
7-13-03
Steven Seagal, geriatric martial artist, and DMX, rapper-cum-starlet
Here we are on the set of my piece de resistance, the all-action epic Exit Wounds, wherein no hold is left barred.
After this, even Cradle 2 The Grave will seem good. Well, almost tolerable.
An evil bad guy! Hi-YA! Take that, interloper!
You didn't even touch me.
I guess now you know not to mess with Steven Seagal!
Medic! I think he's having a stroke!