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Steven Seagal, geriatric martial artist, and DMX, rapper-cum-starlet
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| Here we are on the set of my piece de resistance, the all-action epic Exit Wounds, wherein no hold is left barred. | |
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| After this, even Cradle 2 The Grave will seem good. Well, almost tolerable. | |
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| An evil bad guy! Hi-YA! Take that, interloper! | |
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| You didn't even touch me. | |
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| I guess now you know not to mess with Steven Seagal! | |
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| Medic! I think he's having a stroke! | |
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