Inane Conversations #43

Author: andydougan

Date: July 21, 2003

by andydougan
7-21-03
I wonder if Freddy vs Jason will kick off a phenonemon of "versus" films. Word is Alien vs Predator is already in the works.
How about Cheech vs Chong?
No, no. It has to be villains from films. Like Hannibal vs Darth Vader. Or Cruella de Vil vs Sauron.
Bally's would give interesting odds on that one.
It'd have to be the original cartoon Cruella, of course. Not Glenn Close. And would Sauron take his eye form or his armour-y form?
THE EYE'S NOT A FORM, YOU DOLT! FOR THE LOVE OF ILUVATAR!