Inane queries

Author: andydougan

Date: August 1, 2003

by andydougan
8-01-03
Library enquiries
My friend and I are going on a cruise to Egypt,we dock at Alexandra and Port Said. My friend would love to visit her brothers grave at Fayed Cemetery.
could you please tell me if we can get to Fayed Cemetery from any of these places and hoe far in miles it is.
So I replied "How the exploding vagina should I know?"
I'd've said "How the glans".