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On his journey up the journalistic ladder, future BBC reporter John Pienaar once temped for FOX News's fashion department
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| Hey, John, we've got international supermodel Kate Moss coming in for an interview. This could be your ticket to the big time! | |
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| But I'm just a temp! I'm only qualified to clean Rupert Murdoch's teeth. With my nipples. While he's chewing. | |
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| Well, his teeth will just have to cope. Only you can do this interview. | |
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| Among Kate Moss's demands is that her interviewer have horns, hooves and a tail. Only you fit the bill. | |
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| Our proprietor off sick, then? | |
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