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New Zealand. Director Peter Jackson is in talks with rugged Cinderella Man star, Russell Crowe
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| Liv Tyler's off sick with rabies and you want me to take her place in Return of the King? I thought it'd already been filmed. | |
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| Yeah, but we're going to stick in a "love" scene so broads will go to see it too. You have to have sex with Viggo Mortensen. | |
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| Well, could be worse. He's all right, I suppose. Quite comely, in fact. | |
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| Ah, that's just make-up. In real life he's by some distance the ugliest man in the world. Check out his pic on imdb if you don't believe me. | |
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