Exploitation

Author: andydougan

Date: September 6, 2003

by andydougan
9-06-03
BUILD ME AN ARMY...! Er, wait, what was it again? Worth something?
Cut! How many times?! "WORTHY OF MORDOR"! For goodness sake, you only have about two lines! Perhaps we should recast!
Please, no, Mr Jackson! My wife! My kids! Give me one more chance!
I always thought Sauron was just CGI.
Nah, it's cheaper to hire real Maiar. No unions.