The house of Straw

Author: andydougan

Date: September 16, 2003

by andydougan
9-16-03
Tony Blair, Prime Minister, and Jack Straw, Foreign Secretary
Hey Jack, remember how you were actually against the war, but pretended to be for it because I told you to?
Oh yeah. That was a gas.
Well, some guy's gone and put it in a book. Sorry.
Meanwhile, William Straw is visiting his uncle in jail
You know, I think it's terrible, the conditions they keep you nonces in. I'm going to write to the Home Office about it.
My, how you've grown. Come and give your old uncle a kiss.