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Michael Howard, newly appointed leader of the Tory Party, at a press conference
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| Mr Howard, what do you say to those who think you're a little too right-wing to appeal to the average voter? | |
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| Ha ha. I can assure you, Andrew, no one is more committed to moderate conservatism than I am. | |
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Later, at a private meeting of the Tory faithful
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| On a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! | |
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| But enough about my time as Home Secretary. | |
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| DER PARTY VILL LAST VUN SOUSAND YEARS!!! Well, minutes, maybe... | |
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