It's the way he tells 'em!

Author: andydougan

Date: December 2, 2003

by andydougan
12-02-03
The trial of Ian Huntley, "alleged" child murderer
So you've decided to change your story, Mr Huntley?
Yeah, I made a mistake before. The girls aren't actually dead at all.
What.
It's just that they've run away to become Sikkimese sherpas. And if no one's died, I can't have killed anyone! Quod erat demonstrandum.
How do you explain their dead bodies?
I dunno, man. Being a sherpa is a dangerous line of work.