Let's hope the Geneva Committee don't find out about this

Author: andydougan

Date: December 14, 2003

by andydougan
12-14-03
Captured by coalition forces, alleged tyrant Saddam Hussein is locked up with Ian Huntley, alleged child killer
What are you in for?
Killing wee girls. But I didn't do it.
Oh?
Yeah, I got it all figured out. You see, it all started when aliens from Proxima Centauri genetically engineered the DNA of a common lungfish...
Much later...
..and that's when Jessica returned from the year 1742, little realising she was pregnant with Elvis's child...
Haw! Looks like ol' Saddam's got what was comin' to him!