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| I'm the current frontrunner. I'm as much in the dark as you as to why. My policies consist of doing what the President says. | |
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| The electorate are unlikely to vote for me because my people killed Christ. And even if they hadn't, Jeb Bush would fix it so I lost. | |
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| I style myself on John Kennedy. So let's hope I get shot in the head. | |
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