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Early January: Greg Dyke, BBC Director-General, and Huw Edwards, BBC news anchor, peruse the month's political agenda
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| It says here that the tuition fees vote and the Hutton Report are due on consecutive days! | |
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| So, we can present this as "the most important 24 hours of Tony Blair's life"! We can pretend his career hangs in the balance! Imagine the ratings we'll get! | |
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| But he'll win the vote thanks to his robots in Scotland. And as for Hutton, do you really expect him to say anything bad about a British Prime Minister? | |
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| Well, I know how to put an exciting spin on a boring story. That's why I'm Director-General and you're just the hunky face of teatime. | |
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| I thought that was because you let them use your perineum as a coathanger at cabinet meetings. | |
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