Inane Conversations #45

Author: andydougan

Date: February 1, 2004

by andydougan
2-01-04
I came back from a Super Bowl party.
Eh? What are you, some kind of jock?
Super Bowl is becoming the second biggest American holiday after Christmas. And soon it will surpass that.
You JEWS WOULD LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU?!
I enjoy Christmas even though I'm Jewish. I enjoy Super Bowl Sunday even though watching football makes my eyes want to implode.
Too bad you don't have a holiday for sticking red hot pokers through your anal wall, then.