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| I came back from a Super Bowl party. | |
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| Eh? What are you, some kind of jock? | |
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| Super Bowl is becoming the second biggest American holiday after Christmas. And soon it will surpass that. | |
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| You JEWS WOULD LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU?! | |
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| I enjoy Christmas even though I'm Jewish. I enjoy Super Bowl Sunday even though watching football makes my eyes want to implode. | |
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| Too bad you don't have a holiday for sticking red hot pokers through your anal wall, then. | |
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