Ventriloquism

Author: andydougan

Date: February 3, 2004

by andydougan
2-03-04
My life has never been as bad as it is now. My only happiness is when I go to bed and rejoice that another day is over.
In the night I wake, my hair sticky with tears and sweat. I lie awake til morning, cursing the cowardice that stops me washing down paracetamol with the nightly whiskies.
I won an Oscar because my muscles are big.