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John Kerry, aspiring presidential nominee, discusses campaign strategy
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| Senator, polls indicate your war record is your main - not to mention sole - selling point. Try to play that up. | |
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| You mean, sprinkle my speeches with some Nam metaphors and puns? That I can do! | |
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| George Bush, we're going to "boot" you and your whole "camp" out of the Oval Office! | |
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| We're going to napalm you right back to "the world"! | |
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| We're going to hack off your ears and wear them as necklaces! | |
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| He makes a good case, but I still like that nice Kucinich man. | |
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