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| Look, Lethal Weapon 4 is on. The best of the series. Which is like being the best pustule on my rump. | |
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| You know Jet Li is only 4'7", don't you? He's also 2042 years old, and the last one left of the ancient Dong dynasty. | |
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| He can levitate, teleport and make a model Enterprise out of a milk carton and a dead armadillo. | |
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| I can make a dead armadillo out of a live armadillo using only a loaded firearm. | |
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| Mind you, one thing he can't do is act. | |
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