The long Johns

Author: andydougan

Date: February 25, 2004

by andydougan
2-25-04
John Edwards and John Kerry, presidential candidates
This presidential primary campaign ain't big enough for the both of us!
If the results so far are any indication, it seems the voters agree with you on that, if on nothing else. Ho ho.
Of course, if y'all were to tragically buy the farm, I'd win by default!
Son, I wouldn't even try it. When you were still in diapers, I was learning how to gut a dink at thirty paces.
It's a bit tiresome how you always go on about Vietnam.
Vietnam?