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| I'm here with Best Actor nominee Jude Law! Jude, why do you think that film you were in was so popular? | |
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| Well, it was based on a great book and contained rich characters and deep, evocative symbolism... | |
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| I don't think I exaggerate when I call it the apex of our achievement as a species... | |
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| What a dick! I'm off to bed. | |
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| I hope Master and Commander wins Best Makeup. That'd cause the downfall of western society. | |
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| Silence! Can't you see Tim Robbins is about to make a nauseating speech full of "caring" claptrap? | |
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