Meanwhile, on the waterfront...

Author: andydougan

Date: June 13, 2001

by andydougan
6-13-01
Cardboard City
Spare 10p for fourteen pints of lager, mate?
Hang on. You look familiar.
Yeah, I used to be leader of the Conservative Party. However, I felt obliged to resign on account of us doing abominably craply at the last general election.
I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum.
No you couldn't.