Have you seen the old man in the closed-down market?

Author: andydougan

Date: June 14, 2001

by andydougan
6-14-01
Don't be shy, give it a try, help the baldie homeless guy!
Curses and then some! I've caught that Big Issue vendor's eye. Now I'll have to buy a copy.
That'll be a lovely, immortal British pound, plizz.
Hey, didn't you used to be that bald twit off TV?
Yeah, but I was stabbed in the back by Michael Portillo, who sabotaged my election campaign. Now I work in my dad's willy-waashin' shop.
So you've got a job?! Bah! I'm not here to subsidise people.