Kicking up the papers with his worn-out shoes

Author: andydougan

Date: June 14, 2001

by andydougan
6-14-01
The offices of the Evening Times, Glasgow
Hello, I'm desperate for a job. Can I be a film critic?
Okay, what qualifications do you have?
I've got GCSEs in Maths, German and Home Economics. I'm also a trained consultant.
I meant what qualifications have you got to be a film critic?
None.
Go away then.