Don't look now... 2

Author: andydougan

Date: June 16, 2001

by andydougan
6-16-01
Where am I? What happened?
Trying to get into the Guiness Book of World Records, you jumped off the Niagara Falls in a bin. But they'd dried up. Splat. Endae fuckin' story.
Argh! What an embarrassing way to go!
That's nothing. We've got a guy up here who was buggered to death by Michael Barrymore.