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| Hi! As you're probably aware, elections to the student representative council are taking place soon. | |
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| As it happens, yes, I am aware of that. Because I went around campus this week pulling down any campaign posters I saw. | |
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| Well, as turnout hovers around the zero mark, every vote I can get is gold dust. So I'm here to give you money to support me. (ACTUAL TACTIC!) | |
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| If you want, I can take your bribe and promise to vote for you. I won't actually do it, of course. | |
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| Ha! There's one born every minute! | |
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