Now we know where Glasgow City Council finds them

Author: andydougan

Date: April 24, 2004

by andydougan
4-24-04
Student politics
Your campaign literature says it is your policy to "ban ugly birds" from the union. (YES, ACTUAL QUOTE) How do you intend to pay for this?
I can assure you, my manifesto is fully costed.
And you list your hobbies as "lager, lager, lager, lager, lager, lager, lager".
That's because I don't know how to spell "being an absolute wanker who should be killed".
Also, your cyclically adjusted estimate of fiscal trend growth is all over the place.