Times Out

Author: andydougan

Date: June 18, 2001

by andydougan
6-18-01
The Editor, the Evening Times, Glasgow
Lot of news lately. The Tory leadership, Cardinal Winning's death, guys falling off the Niagara Falls in bins...
The paper's getting full up. How can we possibly cram in all the breaking news?
The Job Centre
Hey, didn't you used to be that bald twit off TV?