Geoff Hoon's Very Own Two-Part Series!!! 1

Author: andydougan

Date: May 13, 2004

by andydougan
5-13-04
Geoff Hoon, Secretary of State for Haplessness
I can't believe I'm still in this job. I just can't believe it.
I need a pinch to make sure I'm not dreaming. But I lack the coordination to do it myself.
No, Geoff, I can't spare anyone right now! Just get back to staring at the wall!