Geoff Hoon's Very Own Two-Part Series!!! 2

Author: andydougan

Date: May 13, 2004

by andydougan
5-13-04
Potentate Tony Blair on the blower to fifth-rate Defence Minister Geoff Hoon
There's no wall to stare at. I haven't had an office since you converted it into a surgery for Derry Irvine's colonic irrigation, remember?
Okay, never mind. Have you learned your one line for the next time you have to make a speech?
"I knew nothing about it"? That one?
Yes! Go over that a few thousand times. Now leave me alone.
What was it again?