More bad taste

Author: andydougan

Date: June 20, 2001

by andydougan
6-20-01
Barry Bulsara, defendant
This is a stitch-up! They've got nothing on me! They just needed to catch someone! I was framed, I tells ya!
Why did they pick you, then?
Aw, just cos I'm the local eccentric.
But just because I shot Jill Dando doesn't mean I'd do anything as appalling as liking Queen!