Never find another you

Author: andydougan

Date: May 22, 2004

by andydougan
5-22-04
Looks like Osama got lucky with that chick.
Bah. What's he got that we don't?
I suppose he's a bit less violent and misogynist than I am.
And he smells a lot better than me.
I think girls just go for guys like him when they're young. We're more the type you settle down with.
Hey, man, you've got some rabies foam at the side of your mouth there.