Meet more candidates

Author: andydougan

Date: June 28, 2001

by andydougan
6-28-01
Iain Duncan Smith
Huntin'! Shootin'! Down with women and poofs! And I'm not into ethnic minorities either.
Kenneth Clarke
If the Tories had any brains they'd pick me, but of course if they had any brains they wouldn't be Tories in the first place.
Back in the studio
So, John, how did it go with the candidates?
I'd say they all got molested one too many times at boarding school. Oh shit, are we on air?