Tête offensive

Author: andydougan

Date: July 5, 2004

by andydougan
7-05-04
Al-Qaeda's new video
Gooooood morning, America! Yes, it's the Ladenator, the U to the B to the L, goin' out to the wicky wicky infidel west!
Harken unto my nefarious ultimatum! Unless Mohammed Atta is released from your prisons, this American soldier here will be a good foot shorter! Titter!
Em, isn't Mohammed Atta dead?
Ya. I want to be sure they can't meet my demands so's I get the pleasure of sawing your head off. With a toothbrush.
It's times like these I wish you people were better equipped.