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Mario Cunti, Archbishop of Glasgow
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| ...atchell delicately put it: "Homophobes = fagits". Jon Sopel is on the scene. | |
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| Hm. Some issue distantly related to sex is in the news at the moment. That's my cue to get on the blawer to the media. | |
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| Hi, is that the Herald? This is Archbishop Cunti. If you've got some space to fill, I can write you a 16000-word piece on why fucking is wrong. | |
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| Mario, mate, "space to fill" is our middle name. Get on it. | |
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Meanwhile, ex-Cardinal Tom Winning waxes tedious
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| The homosexual lobby are basically Nazis...blah blah...perversion... not Adam and Steve...sex this...sex that...waffle... gibber... | |
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| Groan. They weren't kidding around when they named this place "Hell". | |
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