The FBI's Ten Least Wanted

Author: andydougan

Date: July 6, 2004

by andydougan
7-06-04
Oh, Erica, how I long to run my hands through your auburn hair once more.
Once more?
Oh yeah, wait. That wasn't you that time. It was my crotch.
And it wasn't so much auburn as kind of grey with off-white matted bits.
You know, I'm sure I saw you on a website once...